I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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