you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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