so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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