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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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