dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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