The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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