It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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