Its about making memories worth repressing
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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