I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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