Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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