Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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