You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
