Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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