Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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