they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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