I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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