I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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