we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I just want nice things and good sex
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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