We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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