please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
