Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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