Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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