im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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