super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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