Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She said her name was "party"
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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