I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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