Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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