do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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