don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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