I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
do herpes really smell.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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