ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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