I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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