Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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