that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
