i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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