I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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