Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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