Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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