# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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