Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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