just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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