Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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