Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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