you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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