just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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