Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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