I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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