Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
