We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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