she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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