your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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