Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
This baby is an asshole
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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