Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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