Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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