normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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