CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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